Our Corespondant, Jon Hansen, will be interviewing Skidder and Jinga:
JH: So, we heard that recently you lost a lawsuit against Jinga. How do you feel about this outcome?
SK: What loss? I didn't lose, I won!
JB: What are you smoking? I won, you lost... or... failed... or... whatever...
SK: A little of everything.
JH: What does that mean?
SK: Bring it on, fat boy!
JH: ... going on... Jinga, we heard that you have a hobby. would you mind telling us about it?
JB: Yes, I frequently mind. I collect KFC chicken. They are so greasy, they preserve the actual chicken just like a glacier.
Unfortunoutly for the chicken, it ate before it was... properly... con... gealed... concealed... repealed... or whatever
JH: interesting. Skidder, do you have any hobbies?
SK: My Hobby is eating whatever Jinga collects. I'm just glad she changed from Broken glass to Chicken
JH: I would like to ask about... SKIDDER! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT!!!
((at this point Skidder poured scalding hot Marshmellow peeps on Jon))
JB: Skidder! don't do that!
SK: you want some of this!?!?
JB: no... continue
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