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Skidder has an interesting life... read about it here!

Our Corespondant, Jon Hansen, will be interviewing Skidder and Jinga:
 
JH: So, we heard that recently you lost a lawsuit against Jinga. How do you feel about this outcome?
SK: What loss? I didn't lose, I won!
JB: What are you smoking? I won, you lost... or... failed... or... whatever...
SK: A little of everything.
JH: What does that mean?
SK: Bring it on, fat boy!
JH: ... going on... Jinga, we heard that you have a hobby. would you mind  telling us about it?
JB: Yes, I frequently mind. I collect KFC chicken. They are so greasy, they preserve the actual chicken just like a glacier. Unfortunoutly for the chicken, it ate before it was... properly... con... gealed... concealed... repealed... or whatever
JH: interesting. Skidder, do you have any hobbies?
SK: My Hobby is eating whatever Jinga collects. I'm just glad she changed from Broken glass to Chicken
JH: I would like to ask about... SKIDDER! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT!!!
((at this point Skidder poured scalding hot Marshmellow peeps on Jon))
JB: Skidder! don't do that!
SK: you want some of this!?!?
JB: no... continue
 
END

Our Correspondant, William Hansen, has given us his review for the movie, Star Wars, A New Hope. (4/22/04)
 
WH: It's about this guy named Luke, who they like find on this planet that's, like, full of dirt. And then he gets these robots and they, like, go somewhere and meet this old dude. When they get back, his parents are all like, I think, dead. Then they go to a bar. I never understood why they go to a bar when their parents die, but oh well. They meet this dude with, like, a big dog, and then they go on the guy with the big dog's ship and then they go into this bigger ship and hang out in the garbage. Then the old dude dies and they get in this smaller ship and blow up this, like, big ball thing with flaming baseballs and the main badguy has Enphizima.

The Myth and Sub-truths of the Skidder clone... (4/26/04)

Some of you readers may have heard of a Clone of Skidder, who helps her on her Radio show. While there is not really a Skidder clone, it is also not true to say that there isn't a Skidder clone. This is a mystery that not even the clone herself knows.

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